How To Ransom

04Apr09

[ 2009.04.03 21:03:38 ] Wensley > hey there
[ 2009.04.03 21:03:41 ] Wensley > this be a ransom
[ 2009.04.03 21:03:48 ] Wensley > tell us a joke or we’ll make thee walk the plank
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:00 ] Avan Sercedos > thee isn’t pirateish wensley
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:05 ] Avan Sercedos > you’re terrible \
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:10 ] Wensley > pfffft
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:10 ] Mendrok > Ok
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:25 ] Mendrok > Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel at his waste.
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:31 ] Wensley > we be a-listening…
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:35 ] Mendrok > Bartender says’ what’s that all about?
[ 2009.04.03 21:04:47 ] Mendrok > And he respons, Yaaar! It’s driving me nuts!
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:04 ] Wensley > yarrrrrr, we’ve heard it before but we’ll let ye go fer makin’ an effort
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:13 ] Avan Sercedos > yarrr
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:26 ] Caster Rom > carry on carr on!
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:26 ] Wensley > fly safe and watch your scanner!
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:29 ] Mendrok > Hahah
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:33 ] Robert Mason > lol i liked that1
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:33 ] Caster Rom > 😦 joy-killer wensley
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:39 ] Avan Sercedos > and don’t mine in low sec
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:43 ] Avan Sercedos > err wait
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:46 ] Avan Sercedos > do mine in low sec
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:51 ] Avan Sercedos > bring all your hulks to low sec
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:53 ] Wensley > but only when you can fly a t2 hulk
[ 2009.04.03 21:05:54 ] Robert Mason > and bring rich friends
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:01 ] Caster Rom > oh i get it now
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:02 ] Caster Rom > >_ you might want to leave, by the way
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:13 ] Avan Sercedos > yeah
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:23 ] Avan Sercedos > raneilles would be a good place to go
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:32 ] Avan Sercedos > It’s high sec 😛
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:44 ] Mendrok > Appreciate it
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:51 ] Mendrok > and here I thought I found a gold mine.
[ 2009.04.03 21:06:52 ] Wensley > word to the wise, you can make more money mining veld in high sec than you can other stuff in lowsec
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:01 ] Mendrok > What happens if you destroy my escape pod anyway?
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:01 ] Avan Sercedos > yeah
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:07 ] Avan Sercedos > well…
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:09 ] Avan Sercedos > at your age
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:12 ] Avan Sercedos > nothing
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:13 ] Wensley > you go back to the clone vat and lose any implants
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:33 ] Caster Rom > and if clone is not updates, you lose some skillpoints = you lose time invested in training
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:41 ] Wensley > go buy yourself a nice new mining ship 🙂
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:41 ] Avan Sercedos > So keep your clone updated
[ 2009.04.03 21:07:46 ] Avan Sercedos > etc etc
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:00 ] Mendrok > I can’t on a trial account 😦
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:12 ] Avan Sercedos > navitas is fine to start
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:14 ] Wensley > i meant a nice new navitas. your wallet should just have flashed
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:16 ] Avan Sercedos > then exequror
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:24 ] Mendrok > Considering activating just so I can use my Iteron
[ 2009.04.03 21:08:54 ] Wensley > do it. and if you ever want to leave mining and start having some lowsec fun you know where to find us 🙂
[ 2009.04.03 21:09:16 ] Caster Rom > he means join us, not as in, what just happened 😉
[ 2009.04.03 21:09:28 ] Mendrok > My housemate says he wants to, hah
[ 2009.04.03 21:09:39 ] Avan Sercedos > Avoid low sec
[ 2009.04.03 21:10:19 ] Avan Sercedos > Until you can afford to lose what you’re flying
[ 2009.04.03 21:10:29 ] Avan Sercedos > actually
[ 2009.04.03 21:10:36 ] Avan Sercedos > don’t fly anything you can’t afford to lose several times
[ 2009.04.03 21:10:50 ] Mendrok > Hah, ya I hear ya.
[ 2009.04.03 21:11:09 ] Wensley > yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
[ 2009.04.03 21:11:33 ] Avan Sercedos > yar
[ 2009.04.03 21:11:47 ] Wensley > and come on, you loved my ransom chat really
[ 2009.04.03 21:12:20 ] Avan Sercedos > I think you need pirate speech lessons
[ 2009.04.03 21:12:21 ] Mendrok > It was the first experience I have actually had with a person in this “MMO” so yes I was happy with the encounter.

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5 Responses to “How To Ransom”

  1. This was sooo sweet. *giggles* Better watch out, or soon you’ll be known as the “nice” pirates. Tee hee. But I admit, I’ve done the same thing with new players.

  2. Brilliant, I’ve had my fair few run ins with pirates in my time but that was classic. I wish more pirates were like you guys. Good show. 🙂

  3. Another satisfied customer wensley! And yes, you do need speech lessons, that was terrible. xD

    We should make a website with customer satisfaction forms, linked to ransom boards/killboards and send our customers a link to fill them out!!

    Also be sure to call in the services of my new alt when you are done with reluctant customers, as detailed in my last blog 😉

  4. Awe what a nice guy 😀

    Love ya Wens!

  5. I’d never get rich at piracy… I love killing and podding too much :)))


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